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purecomedy
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I'm curious to hear of any funny stories from the band members of events at concerts, after concerts, on tour etc. Any hysterical chicks that you had to scare off with a hockey stick or anything? Any drunk people that did the funniest things you have ever seen?
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Zaff
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By reading some of the member detail questions, the actual site might hold some answers to your question  especially the Janne Tolsa's ones
'A drum beats for me, it's louder everyday'
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purecomedy
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I think the guy in the movie Jackass has him beat with the "Whale Shark Gummer" scene. 
Check out my "goggles" Jaffspot 
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Allison
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That movie was pretty dumb.
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J 8zzy
Joined: 17 Apr 2003
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Location: Gotham City - Home Sweet Home
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| purecomedy wrote: |
| I'm curious to hear of any funny stories from the band members of events at concerts, after concerts, on tour etc. Any hysterical chicks that you had to scare off with a hockey stick or anything? Any drunk people that did the funniest things you have ever seen? |
I don't have funny stories for you but here is something funny that I've made...
http://www.ozzyhead.com/pictures/misc/alive.gif
I hope that this gif will bring some cheer into someone's day...?
Yours, J 8's O.K. a.k.a. J 8zzy
(Ozzy Minimate Fan Club, the fan No: 666)
ps. I think it works best with BARK AT THE MOON 
"...NO ***TU HEI SE TÄRÄHTÄÄ!!"
...ja oravat tippuu puista.
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Allison
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 that's cool. Looks a lot like those little Lego people.
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Allison
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Janne Tolsa sounds a lot like my brother-in-law. But that's another story.........
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J 8zzy
Joined: 17 Apr 2003
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IT'S ALIVE!!!
Like TAROT, I am from SAVO, Kuopio, Suomi - Finland PERRRRKELE!
so I'm twisted like "savolainen" and I wanted It to be ALIVE!!
"CRAZY,BUT THAT'S HOW IT GOES
MILLIONS OF PEOPLE LIVING AS FOES
MAYBE IT'S NOT TO LATE
TO LEARN HOW TO LOVE
AND FORGET HOW TO HATE..."
"huh huh Porrrrkele" - I can't say more!!
"...NO ***TU HEI SE TÄRÄHTÄÄ!!"
...ja oravat tippuu puista.
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purecomedy
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Well I think the action figure looks more like the incredible hulk or something hehehe.
Allison, yes Jackass is dumb. As if anyone couldn't tell that from the title itself. The thing is if you watch some of the dumb stuff they do you can't help but laugh. Going to a golf course and blowing the horn right as they are swinging the club. Come on you'd get into some pretty funny fights if you did that.
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J 8zzy
Joined: 17 Apr 2003
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| purecomedy wrote: |
| Well I think the action figure looks more like the incredible hulk or something hehehe. |
Yes!
Thats why it is so funny... just seeing it make me laugh
And the story:
In 1983, Ozzy Osbourne was transformed into a werewolf. The trauma resulted in an album of unabashed, crunch and munch metal. The legend is now a precool toy. God bless America. God bless Ozzy.
They are small. They are cute. They are articulated. And they have so much attitude they could bite your head off if they wanted. 3-inch figures with a whopping 12 points of articulation, MiniMates represent a new era in action figures.
Each toy comes packaged with a puzzle base for you to connect to create an army of MiniMates to display. Warning: keep MiniMates away from all your other toys.
WARNING HEHEHEE!
"...NO ***TU HEI SE TÄRÄHTÄÄ!!"
...ja oravat tippuu puista.
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Allison
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Do they make only Ozzy toys or do they make others too? Those Osbournes are everywhere - in one form of merchandise or another.
Some - no a LOT - of the things those Jackasses do are pretty gross. I made it through about 20 minutes of that movie and gave up.
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J 8zzy
Joined: 17 Apr 2003
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| Do they make only Ozzy toys or do they make others too? |
try google: "minimates"
...and you'll find link to all kind of toys for kids
here is one site for you:
http://www.actionfigurexpress.com/minimates.html
(greetings to twins of darkness)
"...NO ***TU HEI SE TÄRÄHTÄÄ!!"
...ja oravat tippuu puista.
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Allison
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That Iron Maiden one is cute.
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Zachary Hietala
Tarot
Joined: 20 Mar 2003
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| I'm curious to hear of any funny stories from the band members of events at concerts, after concerts, on tour etc. Any hysterical chicks that you had to scare off with a hockey stick or anything? Any drunk people that did the funniest things you have ever seen? |
Okay... now it's hockey stick in you ass!
If you wanna use your force, do it!
It is nice to dig these old topics and put some shit on the bones!
I got to tell you some of our secrets beside of our bios and it's in my hands to say some more...
Once upon the time...
Tarot was going to Rovaniemi to play midnight summer festivals.
In the buss some of us decide to take the travel naked, some not.
That maked serious fights and the band was exploded few times before arrival in the the festival.
Somehow we made one of the best gigs ever, but the ride there, in the buss happened funny things.
Marco and friend called Mika was hitch hiking naked on the motorway after pee pause and I was whipping them with willowherb.
Somehow nobody took the ride.
Maybe my behaviour was wrong?
After that boys wanted to wrestle and they falled to bottom of the road drain catching nettles to burn.
Talking about the red boys in the buss!
Talking 'bout the itching.
Okay... this story is by...
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b202/zacharyhietala/suck.jpg
Zac
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MiKa
Joined: 02 Sep 2005
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you guys are totally crazy 
I love it 
Again , again
I could here that kind of storys for hours and days
http://www.lesacteursdelombre.com/
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Zachary Hietala
Tarot
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you guys are totally crazy
I love it
Again , again
I could here that kind of storys for hours and days |
Water pistols and asses.
Anybody who have been touring, knows how boring it can be, hundreds and thousands of kilometers in the buss doing nothing sensible.
You can't drink all the time cause of playing and you have to figure out action to ease the dullness.
We found water pistols in one tour and for awhile it was great, until the drivers went crazy of our shooting every person who moved
There was the rules, who to shoot and why. The rules changed in every minute (naturally), then we started to shoot from the buss door on the move, which is really dangerous, but who gives the fuck...
We used the decoy for the bullseye shot.
If we were in the city drive through for the next place.
We zoomed out possible victims, (normally guys with bikes or skis) and with slow speed of the buss you can show your ass from the buss windows to the victim and normally they are amazed/stunned and naturally slowering their speed down, it's easy to open the buss door to shoot the guy in the eye with waterpistol.
After few years this behaviour got inflation and we had to invent new things to do.
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b202/zacharyhietala/Zac20.jpg
Zac
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MiKa
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You are really mad to make this ...
But who wouldn't with all time you are on the road
Please , could someone translate me what is on the bottom of the picture ? I don't understand even a word
Gaston .. sounds great for a guitar hero
http://www.lesacteursdelombre.com/
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Zachary Hietala
Tarot
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You are really mad to make this ...
But who wouldn't with all time you are on the road
Please , could someone translate me what is on the bottom of the picture ? I don't understand even a word
Gaston .. sounds great for a guitar hero |
Okay...
My number in the Daltons team is 20 and "joke" name is Gaston.
Daltons are playing in veteran serie serious and another team I'm playing, RockHT is playing only for fun.
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b202/zacharyhietala/03-04.jpg
The playercard says something like this:
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b202/zacharyhietala/Zac20.jpg
Heavy playing, head over heels.
Defending and pushing, shift after shift.
Rouding the puck, and put up bad to the backboard.
Something this stupid.
Zac
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MiKa
Joined: 02 Sep 2005
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Location: France (Ardennes)
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Thanks again oh lovely Zac
And I'd like to thank you , because it's rare for the band to deal with the fans like that , tarot is really one of my favourite band , and it's incredible for me to speak with you 
Tarot Rules , again and again , the more I listen to your music , the more I love it , I've even cry one ore two times in listening to sleepless and ice
http://www.lesacteursdelombre.com/
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Nightfaery
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Water pistols? Heh. Unfortunetly though, me fella's corridor have resorted to BB Guns through boredom... 
Have you ever tried the old joke where someone is sleeping so you put their hand in water to make them pee without realising?
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